Total Medals Earned: 1,781 (From 262 different games.) Total Medal Score: 28,445 Points
Medals Earned: 10/12 (225/330 points)
-1 Life!
Unwrap an Empty Present
Unwrap a Rare Present
Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/300 points)
Beat the first stage.
Complete the game!
Get an 8x combo.
Rank A or better at end of game on normal or harder.
Complete game on Hard.
Get through a level without losing any health.
Rank S at end of game on normal or harder.
Complete game on Nightmare.
Complete game on Hell.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
First Victory
Beat the Champ.
Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.
Buy the best horse. What a bargain!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/215 points)
Divine unstoppable power!
Kill 100 enemies in Survival!.
Make 100 combos in Story Mode!.
Defeat 150 enemies in Survival Mode
Story Mode without God Mode!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (40/65 points)
Failure to find her targets.
Not as out-of-sight as Nora thought.
No one would recognize Nora, or so she thought.
It was a nice book...
Those chips were yummy, though...
She's happy you're okay, though.
Nora is best at drawing, or so she says.
Medals Earned: 21/21 (440/440 points)
You meanie.
What a mean look from something so sweet.
Too few to be a stampede, though.
Run! Run! Run away!
Staring not-so-sweetly at you.
Sisterly love is a precious thing.
Love in a dream?
Playing with food is not fun for Ren.
Dinosaurs are kidnappers?
Can't eat them, can't get along with them.
Story time about Ren's woes.
Nora the weed killer.
Queen of the cakes!
Dinosaurs are friends.
A snack for cakes, oops...
WHY
A lovely snack for two.
Nora probably still won't like Ren.
Food coma in a dream?
...Ew.
This sort of thing goes over Nora's head...
Medals Earned: 2/26 (35/500 points)
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
150 Kills in a match
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Complete the first 5 acts
Check the Credits Page!
Complete acts 5-10
Complete acts 10-15
Complete acts 15-20
Complete all the acts!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Finish the Tadpole stage!
Clear the Lizard stage!
Clear the Dinosaur stage!
Clear the game!
Medals Earned: 16/20 (425/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Get skewered on spikes
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Buy everything